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thelunaticfever:

teabirdy:

therightnippleofarcher:

terrifying monstrosity: who could possibly love me when I am a terrifying monstrosity 
me, stretched out on the table in front of them with a rose between my teeth: well

WELL THEN.

OH MY GOD

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cuteskitty:

When you feel sad, squish your face on your local symbiote 💕

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roseisbulaklak:

Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird

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At the pharmacy

vivinked:

flyfella:

Me: wise sage, give me what I need to banish the darkness from my mind
Pharmacist: here’s your antidepressants.
Me: no curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath
Pharmacist: thank you

I love how this post implies that the pharmacist is just used to you by now

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cursedcatimages:

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peterwithab:

Sony making an oscar front running movie with the one (1) Marvel property Disney cant get their hands on.

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snorlaxatives:

rolls up in a sandwich car to steal ur girl

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